The "F" word - "Fat" America

How did 'we' end up here? Some people are so enormous, they're close to being assigned a hurricane name. During the 1990s, the low-fat craze changed the way Americans eat, and yet they got fatter than ever. By 2001, one-third of the American population was overweight.

Yo Momma's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma's so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

For years I was addicted to phentermine (I was taking the cocktail phen-fen years ago)and it worked fine for me. Then it just stopped working. My body became immuned to it, and I ended up morphing into the Hindenburg.

Diet, exercize? Doesn't help. It's not even a matter of self control.

How Did I Get So FAT????????????? “I never saw it coming, how did I get so fat” is what people all over the world are thinking.

As a society, we're getting fat - a bold, politically incorrect statement to be sure, but candy-coated phrases like, "Weight-Challenged," or "Gravitationally-Challenged" just don't cut it. Fat is a better word because it's short, to-the-point and conjures up the correct image.

'I went for a walk on the boardwalk recently and the world is getting a little chunky. Alotta human doublewides out there. My feelings on the tank top; if you look like a tank, dont wear the top. Krispie Kreme just announced they're coming out w/a new drinkable version of their donut; this is great news for fat people who're to lazy to chew.'

We don't need to diet. The word diet is a scam, it's a synonym for temporary. We need a permanent solution to these problems. We need to think about what we eat, but more importantly, why we eat. Big Pharma makes gozillions off of obesity.

2 words...gastric bypass; this would be a great way to lose weight fast, permanently ( insurance companies will now cover it b/c it reverses type 2 diabetes) and stick it literally up the asses of big pharma and all the fast food & junk foods they're killing us with.

Gastric bypass = bankruptcy. Revenge is sweet. Aint America beautiful?