The "F" word - "Fat" America

How did 'we' end up here? Some people are so enormous, they're close to being assigned a hurricane name. During the 1990s, the low-fat craze changed the way Americans eat, and yet they got fatter than ever. By 2001, one-third of the American population was overweight.

Yo Momma's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma's so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

For years I was addicted to phentermine (I was taking the cocktail phen-fen years ago)and it worked fine for me. Then it just stopped working. My body became immuned to it, and I ended up morphing into the Hindenburg.

Diet, exercize? Doesn't help. It's not even a matter of self control.

How Did I Get So FAT????????????? “I never saw it coming, how did I get so fat” is what people all over the world are thinking.

As a society, we're getting fat - a bold, politically incorrect statement to be sure, but candy-coated phrases like, "Weight-Challenged," or "Gravitationally-Challenged" just don't cut it. Fat is a better word because it's short, to-the-point and conjures up the correct image.

'I went for a walk on the boardwalk recently and the world is getting a little chunky. Alotta human doublewides out there. My feelings on the tank top; if you look like a tank, dont wear the top. Krispie Kreme just announced they're coming out w/a new drinkable version of their donut; this is great news for fat people who're to lazy to chew.'

We don't need to diet. The word diet is a scam, it's a synonym for temporary. We need a permanent solution to these problems. We need to think about what we eat, but more importantly, why we eat. Big Pharma makes gozillions off of obesity.

2 words...gastric bypass; this would be a great way to lose weight fast, permanently ( insurance companies will now cover it b/c it reverses type 2 diabetes) and stick it literally up the asses of big pharma and all the fast food & junk foods they're killing us with.

Gastric bypass = bankruptcy. Revenge is sweet. Aint America beautiful?

Music to my Ears

Kids!
I don't know what's wrong with these kids today!
Kids!
Who can understand anything they say?
Kids!
They a disobedient, disrespectful oafs!
Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers!
While we're on the subject: Kids!
You can talk and talk till your face is blue!
Kids!
But they still just do what they want to do!
Why can't they be like we were, Perfect in every way?
What's the matter with kids today?
Kids!
I've tried to raise him the best I could.
Kids! Kids!
Laughing, singing, dancing, grinning, morons!
And while we're on the subject! Kids!
They are just impossible to control!
Kids!
With their awful clothes and their rock an' roll!
Why can't they dance like we did? What's wrong with Sammy Caine? What's the matter with kids today!

The above are lyrics from the movie musical and stage play "Bye Bye Birdie". The late great actor, Paul Lynde sang this in the movie version. I found this song applicable during my Christmas week endeavors.

I went to the store and bought 2 stockings as long as me, filled them with toys/candy and went to the "hood" and played the white (click here>>)bad santa w/my stocking cap - and handed the toys out to those ungrateful bastards **not so much as a thank you or merry xmas. I was yellin - "Yeah, merry fkn xmas to you too, tell yo mamma to lay off the crack pipe n getta job"...I was doin this in front of the s15th street police station...I provided the friggin cops w/some 'white' collar entertainment. One kid, behind my back, went into a stocking an stole a toy....I hollered out that I had the remote control to it and was gonna make itself destruct...but the kid flipped me off called my bluff and disappeared into the alley.

I had the best of intentions to do a good deed, as this was my 2nd - the first being;
I have been tryin to help a friend from the hood - shes sick unable to work and her home is in foreclosure. I also helped her w/food at thanksgiving and I put a food call out for her for Christmas and delivered to her a nice holiday dinner.

This year just wasn't festive nor fullfilling. We didn't have a white Christmas, if we would've my snowman would've looked like this:


What has happened to us? The ACLU push during the holidays now is to get rid of public depictions of the Nativity Scene during Christmas. Yeah, that’s what’s wrong with the country, plastic depictions of Christ's birth. The ACLU has now degenerated to the point where they’ll fight against your right to erect a Nativity Scene but they’ll fight for the right of the local freak who stumbles into the scene and fucks some of the sheep.

Christmas cards have become a thing of the past, something now so prehestoric that my dinosaur doesn't even send them, he uses email.

Christmas shopping no longer begins the day after Thanksgiving, but begins during Halloween; How wrong is it to be listening to 'Jingle bells' when shopping for a monster costume? There is also no element of surprise; kids don't believe in Santa and most kids don't even know the meaning of Christmas nonetheless that it's the birth of Christ....its become just another day in December; with retailers more concerned about their profits than those who who may or not be able to afford a lousy holiday meal.

Speaking of holiday meals; Many people aren't hosting dinners anymore nor are others willing to go out - The traveling expenses, traffic; the food expenses & preparations; its become a financial liability.

I used to love dressing up the house both inside and out. I used to enjoy wrapping the gifts and hiding them so they kids wouldn't find them. I was fanatical about my tree and trimming it. This year I have to give the 'tree award' to Charlie brown.

Somehow, I lost my once driven dynamic